Dangerous Miscreant's gathering

There will be a gathering of Dangerous Miscreants (in spite of dire weather forecasts) tomorrow night on Rt 47 in Parkersburg. The Thirsty (read Green) Turtle will be the locale. 9 pm - ish will be the time; with a West Coast Miscreant kicking out the jambs first- giving us backeasters a taste of Felsen. If Chinaski decides to venture out of his lonely writers garret, somebody is bound to buy him a holiday drink. If anyone ventures down from the High Country, we will sure to help them drive their blues away (which will probably be brought on by 20 inches of wet, powerline breakin' snow). If "Its not Enough" then some folks will want to Power Forward. Layer your clothing with fashionable thunderwear. Drive your "white ghost" (of a car) down the Mexican coast. Let's Go Mountaineers." A country maestro will be rosin up his bow for a little do-see-do' ing. Ain't too proud to beg? Good, cause when you make a request, you might want some of that ol' Motown. There WILL be a time when soul music comes back, I know there will. (When the tide turns again?)
Catherine Zeta Jones or Sharon Stone in town for the holidays? Makes me feel just like a European. Man with dirty hands, at least. Quirky Turkey. Hey Horse why the long face? Tell me this town ain't got no heart- c'mon just tell me- I dare ya. Someone who HAS sat on the dock of the bay, just might have to tell us what its like. Zeppelin. Allman Bros. Hendrix. Back to: Big Ol Betsy, rumblin' along. What is Today? Flyin' Solo. Drag yourself through the day. Who's buried somewhere in New Jersey? Feelin' Low Down on High Street. Five Card Forlorn Blues.
Kenya Dig?